Wonderful Glorious Socialism update: July 2, 2010
This week the Magnificent and Magnanimous People’s President Hugo Chavez from the People’s Paradise of Venezuela seized control of two oil drilling rigs off the shores of the socialist utopia. Further adding to the victory of the People, these rigs were owned by a private American capitalist pig company, which had previously been supplying oil for Venezuela’s State-controlled refineries.
Inexplicably, the American pigs halted drilling operations, claiming they should be “paid” for this oil and their labor to recover it. How dare they demand to be reimbursed millions of U.S. dollars for something that exists below the legally recognized naval territory of the glorious worker’s paradise of Venezuela! The Wise and Handsome President Chavez refused to pay, and now has not only taken the oil but he has seized the rigs, evicted the Americans, and nationalized the operation.
What a fine show of his authority, granted by the People! This is just the latest in a long line of great socialist victories over capitalism. Do not believe the Western pigs who say the economy of Venezuela is failing! El Presidente can always just seize more western assets for the People, claiming them for the State.
Everyone knows that the weakling American leader Obama will never condemn these glorious victories because he secretly supports the actions against the will of his own misguided people. Weakling Obama and Wonderful People’s President Chavez are friends and allies, and even now the People’s President whips Obama like a bitch and shows the American leader the true meaning of leadership while guiding him to the true light of socialism. Soon all American capitalist pigs will be forced to give their money and allegiance to the new socialist paradise of America, as shown the way by its master Venezuela. Our glorious leader be praised!
Friday, July 2, 2010
Some Idiot Libs Rank The Presidents
The stuffy poll of 238 ultra-liberal elitist historian academic snobs was released yesterday, and go f***ing figure, FDR is number 1. No president in the history of this nation greater exemplifies the time-honored liberal tradition of trading the future for the present than FDR. Three men did more than any others to cause the financial and social mess we’re in today: FDR, Woody Wilson, and LBJ, and among them, FDR tops the list. Although a stubborn wartime leader, FDR has nearly destroyed this country through his leftist New Deal policies. Hitler would be proud.
So that’s all you need to know about this latest poll. The man who saved the country from certain destruction by Civil War and the man who had more to do with the creation of this country than any other are 3rd and 4th, respectively. Who’s number 2? Teddy Roosevelt. WTF!!?!? Another progressive whackjob who spent most of his presidency traipsing around in the woods is rated above the greatest engineers of freedom mankind has ever known.
Jimmy Carter, who had us on the brink of statehood in the
Not surprisingly, the President who finally decided it was not OK to strap a bomb to yourself and blow people up by the bus or building-load in the name of fundamentalism, George W Bush, is bottom-5, right above the secessionist appeasers. GOOD GOD!
Meanwhile Barry O’Bama is ranked a chipper 15th. 3 Spots ahead of Reagan.
Yeah, it’s ok to start screaming profanity now.
Barry is admired for his “Imagination”, and, “Communication.” And not at all dinged for the fact that he communicates only lies and imagines a world in which Americans are free to be sniped from rooftops in every country while Mexicans have more rights in
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Bama's Magic Bag
In
Remember the big announcement earlier this year about “Pay-Go?” That’s where Democrats pledged to not put forth any legislation that was not 100% paid for. Yeah, I know, pretty funny coming from Democrats. But even as the pundits try to spin this election cycle as bad for all incumbents, Democrats are trying to be credible in being more conservative than conservatives. Anyway, those dastardly Dems want to push through a $34 Billion emergency bill to fund unemployment insurance through November, though I'm sure the timing with the election season is just a coincidence (Riiight). It’s not like this thing just snuck up on them and they realized 3 days before the deadline that benefits would terminate. They’ve been “working” on this bill for the past 3 months, and could have taken a vote at any time, but because they have refused to – wait for it – pay for it, Republicans won’t sign on. Now they do have one RINO, but because Old KKK Byrd dies this week they lose by 1 vote. And just how much do Democrats care? Enough that they are dropping the issue to go on vacation. Oh, those poor suffering Americans.
To any rational person it is obvious that three things have doomed this effort. First, Democrats went back on their word, discarding Pay-Go at the very first opportunity. Second, Democrats wanted to make this close so they could also make it political and blame Republicans if the bill failed. Third, and most importantly, Bara Bama and the Democrats’ failed economic policies have created a business climate where this is still an issue in the first place. Listen, Congress extended benefits last October up to an unprecedented 99 weeks! How long does it take to find a job? Any job?? It’s no wonder people aren’t out there working the jobs that are available because the f---ing Federal government is paying them to stay home and do nothing!!!
Yes, I have a friend who got laid off, but guess what? He went out and got 2 part time jobs to make ends meet while he continues to look for something full time and permanent.
Let’s say you’re a prospective employer, and you get 2 resumes for one opening you have. One of the applicants is working 2 part time jobs to make ends meet and providing for himself, while the other is sitting at home watching cable in his underwear on the taxpayer dime. Who would you hire?
Bama must still think he’s Jesus Christ, able to pull fish endlessly from baskets to feed the five thousand, or in this case, reach into his magic bag of endless dollars to pay for cable TV and Taco Bell for millions of the habitually unemployed.
I do feel for those who lost their jobs in this economy, but to them I say that it is Democrats’ unending culture of state-reliance and vilification of private business that has caused the economic slump to get this bad for this long, and with no end in sight. Bama and his magic bag are the cause, not the solution.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Live from the Oval Office!
Tonight the Campaigner-In-Chief is going to tell us whose ass he kicked, and we're all supposed to understand that he's been involved in the cleanup effort since before he was born, or before oil was first discovered, or before the Big Bang, and that he definitely did not waste a single moment since the spill thinking about anything else like his golf game or Barbara Boxer fundraisers or which third-world dictator to support over our historical allies. If he mentions tonight how he had to stand near some rain when he was chatting it up with local folk I'm gonna puke.
Gibbsy was on NPR this morning claiming the United States has legal authority to take $20 Billion from a foreign-based public corporation which employees thousands of workers in this country and directly affects tens of thousands more and redistribute it as they see fit to anyone impacted financially by the spill. On the face of it this action usurps due process and the legal system in total. This from the administration that wants to give enemy combatants a "fair trial" in US courts. It's pretty obvious whose side Bara Bama is on, and its likely this thing is going to get ugly in the courts when BP decides to start disputing bogus claims.
The underlying message is, "Don't blame Obama." While I could have supported this (and did) during the first few weeks after the spill, Bama's actions since he decided to finally get involved have been devastating. He's been everything but a leader, deflecting blame by way of his incest partners in the media to anyone else, including President Bush. He might have blamed God except he thinks he is the second coming. I'm sure it was difficult for him yesterday to have to admit he could not personally "Dive to the bottom of the ocean and plug the leak with (his) finger or suck up all the oil with a straw." If I was sitting next to him at that point I would have tore him a new one. He has threatened indiscriminately and been visibly annoyed with the concerns of everyday people. And he has actively divided, pitting environmentalists against oil workers against fishermen against British Petroleum against the whole of the American people against everyone else on the planet. Good job, prick.
The thing to remember tonight is that Barack Obama is a brazen liar. From the first time he sat on Leno's couch he has been dishonest about who he is, what he believes, and how he intends to get things done. Thus far the "Free Press" has maintained its complicity in this scam perpetrated against every US citizen, but as the barrel count rises that bond will show its cracks and start to leak. Maybe he'll be able to plug it with his finger, maybe not. November will tell us how much of this barrel of hope and change we are able to swallow.
Gibbsy was on NPR this morning claiming the United States has legal authority to take $20 Billion from a foreign-based public corporation which employees thousands of workers in this country and directly affects tens of thousands more and redistribute it as they see fit to anyone impacted financially by the spill. On the face of it this action usurps due process and the legal system in total. This from the administration that wants to give enemy combatants a "fair trial" in US courts. It's pretty obvious whose side Bara Bama is on, and its likely this thing is going to get ugly in the courts when BP decides to start disputing bogus claims.
The underlying message is, "Don't blame Obama." While I could have supported this (and did) during the first few weeks after the spill, Bama's actions since he decided to finally get involved have been devastating. He's been everything but a leader, deflecting blame by way of his incest partners in the media to anyone else, including President Bush. He might have blamed God except he thinks he is the second coming. I'm sure it was difficult for him yesterday to have to admit he could not personally "Dive to the bottom of the ocean and plug the leak with (his) finger or suck up all the oil with a straw." If I was sitting next to him at that point I would have tore him a new one. He has threatened indiscriminately and been visibly annoyed with the concerns of everyday people. And he has actively divided, pitting environmentalists against oil workers against fishermen against British Petroleum against the whole of the American people against everyone else on the planet. Good job, prick.
The thing to remember tonight is that Barack Obama is a brazen liar. From the first time he sat on Leno's couch he has been dishonest about who he is, what he believes, and how he intends to get things done. Thus far the "Free Press" has maintained its complicity in this scam perpetrated against every US citizen, but as the barrel count rises that bond will show its cracks and start to leak. Maybe he'll be able to plug it with his finger, maybe not. November will tell us how much of this barrel of hope and change we are able to swallow.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Backfire!
Well, the spill isn't any better after the cap, but that slick operator Bama had a plan B. Instead he met with common folk - people he has no understanding of - to harvest their sad stories and then relay them himself back to the press. Referring to these hard-working men by their first names as if he'd known them all his life, Bama tried to become a man of the people. Money quote: "Even when I'm not here, I'm thinking of you." He might have just said what he actually believes: "God is watching, and he works through me alone." Nobody's gonna believe him. As much as he wants to be, he's not Bill Clinton.
Then he goes on to tear into BP, trying to voice the people's frustration that is actually focused just as much on him as BP, and threatens more lawsuits without actually saying the word.
If he'd just seemed to care early on we could live with what should be an obvious fact that he can't do anything personally to stop the spill - this is BP operation to the finish. But he had to stumble and resent the imposition of the event and then overreact and now he's compounded problems ten times over with the decisions he has made.
Hey Bama, STOP, you idiot!
Then he goes on to tear into BP, trying to voice the people's frustration that is actually focused just as much on him as BP, and threatens more lawsuits without actually saying the word.
If he'd just seemed to care early on we could live with what should be an obvious fact that he can't do anything personally to stop the spill - this is BP operation to the finish. But he had to stumble and resent the imposition of the event and then overreact and now he's compounded problems ten times over with the decisions he has made.
Hey Bama, STOP, you idiot!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Media Whore-In-Chief
The Administration announced last night that Bama has once again postponed/canceled his trip to Indonesia and Australia. He did the same thing in March when he want to stick around and mug for cameras and distribute superlatives when the Health Care albatross was about to be passed. Indonesia and Australia must not be very important if he keeps canceling for photo ops. Most likely he just considers that trip a vacation, and since he's already taking so many vacations, playing golf and basketball every week and hosting elaborate and expensive parties at the White House at taxpayer expense, he doesn't feel the pressing need to get on Air Force One for 20 hours just to show his daughters the Eastern Hemisphere.
Now he's doing it because he wants to be in Louisiana today to take credit for BP's first successful effort to reduce the amount of oil vomiting into the Gulf. Not that he had anything to do with it. Let me rephrase that for effect: Barack Obama had absolutely nothing to do with today's successful siphoning strategy. Quite the opposite, in fact. By continually belittling BP, the media, and the American People (he had the gall to refer to affected fishermen in the Gulf pleas for help "Unfair"), Bama has contributed to the negative impact of the spill. If he would have just stayed the F out of the way and let BP and Governor Jindal do what was necessary, the situation might be very different. But instead, He stonewalled Jindal on the sand berm plan and then sent Holder out there to start ginning up lawsuits against BP, all the while publicly condemning all oil drilling and then shutting down 40% of the industry, further exacerbating the economic situation in the region and directly causing the loss of thousands of jobs.
What this President has done in response to the problem represents perhaps the greatest failure of leadership in the history of this country. We're way beyond Jimmy Carter failure now. Barack has moved into the land of Buchanan and Taylor.
Now he's doing it because he wants to be in Louisiana today to take credit for BP's first successful effort to reduce the amount of oil vomiting into the Gulf. Not that he had anything to do with it. Let me rephrase that for effect: Barack Obama had absolutely nothing to do with today's successful siphoning strategy. Quite the opposite, in fact. By continually belittling BP, the media, and the American People (he had the gall to refer to affected fishermen in the Gulf pleas for help "Unfair"), Bama has contributed to the negative impact of the spill. If he would have just stayed the F out of the way and let BP and Governor Jindal do what was necessary, the situation might be very different. But instead, He stonewalled Jindal on the sand berm plan and then sent Holder out there to start ginning up lawsuits against BP, all the while publicly condemning all oil drilling and then shutting down 40% of the industry, further exacerbating the economic situation in the region and directly causing the loss of thousands of jobs.
What this President has done in response to the problem represents perhaps the greatest failure of leadership in the history of this country. We're way beyond Jimmy Carter failure now. Barack has moved into the land of Buchanan and Taylor.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Oil And The Slick Science
For what it's worth - not much! - I do not fault Bama at all for what's happening in the Gulf. This was not the Campaigner-In-Chief's oversight, and there's not a lot he personally can do about it.
What has been telling, and frankly predictable, with this whole mess is the media response. It goes without saying that had this happened under Bush' watch there would have been an immediate coordinated media response with the sole purpose of annihilating the President and exposing all of his "Big Oil" connections as true villains. But that did not happen this time for obvious reasons. It is only in the last couple weeks as the environmentalist left's anger over the spill has burst the pipeline of liberal talking points running from the Administration to the major media outlets that concern has leaked into the airwaves saturating the general public. I hear it every morning on that liberal safe haven NPR.
How much damage this will cause Bama is irrelevant. Its not like lefties are gonna pull the lever for a Republican despite Bama's seemingly stunning lack of leadership on this issue. Last week, on the verge of a likely fix, Bama called a press conference and took responsibility for the fix, Now that that has failed, any guess on how much distance the administration is already negotiating with their buddies in the press to put between the Chief and BP? Bama has proven he is all too willing to say one thing and do another - remember the Health Care Summit when he promised to delay action to consider Republican concerns and then signed the bill two weeks later?
The real wonder is how long he can survive as the Teflon President. Already the slick science of journalism is showing cracks against him for his total disregard for public opinion - they still work within the capitalist model even if he does not, and they cannot protect him indefinitely while viewership/readership continues to sink like BPs stock price. That relationship suffers more everyday for its incestuous proclivity, and Americans are not blind to it.
What has been telling, and frankly predictable, with this whole mess is the media response. It goes without saying that had this happened under Bush' watch there would have been an immediate coordinated media response with the sole purpose of annihilating the President and exposing all of his "Big Oil" connections as true villains. But that did not happen this time for obvious reasons. It is only in the last couple weeks as the environmentalist left's anger over the spill has burst the pipeline of liberal talking points running from the Administration to the major media outlets that concern has leaked into the airwaves saturating the general public. I hear it every morning on that liberal safe haven NPR.
How much damage this will cause Bama is irrelevant. Its not like lefties are gonna pull the lever for a Republican despite Bama's seemingly stunning lack of leadership on this issue. Last week, on the verge of a likely fix, Bama called a press conference and took responsibility for the fix, Now that that has failed, any guess on how much distance the administration is already negotiating with their buddies in the press to put between the Chief and BP? Bama has proven he is all too willing to say one thing and do another - remember the Health Care Summit when he promised to delay action to consider Republican concerns and then signed the bill two weeks later?
The real wonder is how long he can survive as the Teflon President. Already the slick science of journalism is showing cracks against him for his total disregard for public opinion - they still work within the capitalist model even if he does not, and they cannot protect him indefinitely while viewership/readership continues to sink like BPs stock price. That relationship suffers more everyday for its incestuous proclivity, and Americans are not blind to it.
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