Wonderful Glorious Socialism update: July 2, 2010
This week the Magnificent and Magnanimous People’s President Hugo Chavez from the People’s Paradise of Venezuela seized control of two oil drilling rigs off the shores of the socialist utopia. Further adding to the victory of the People, these rigs were owned by a private American capitalist pig company, which had previously been supplying oil for Venezuela’s State-controlled refineries.
Inexplicably, the American pigs halted drilling operations, claiming they should be “paid” for this oil and their labor to recover it. How dare they demand to be reimbursed millions of U.S. dollars for something that exists below the legally recognized naval territory of the glorious worker’s paradise of Venezuela! The Wise and Handsome President Chavez refused to pay, and now has not only taken the oil but he has seized the rigs, evicted the Americans, and nationalized the operation.
What a fine show of his authority, granted by the People! This is just the latest in a long line of great socialist victories over capitalism. Do not believe the Western pigs who say the economy of Venezuela is failing! El Presidente can always just seize more western assets for the People, claiming them for the State.
Everyone knows that the weakling American leader Obama will never condemn these glorious victories because he secretly supports the actions against the will of his own misguided people. Weakling Obama and Wonderful People’s President Chavez are friends and allies, and even now the People’s President whips Obama like a bitch and shows the American leader the true meaning of leadership while guiding him to the true light of socialism. Soon all American capitalist pigs will be forced to give their money and allegiance to the new socialist paradise of America, as shown the way by its master Venezuela. Our glorious leader be praised!
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